Piss in Shorts
How have we never done this before? Bruce fills my mouth and shorts with warm piss and then sends me to the store with clear orders: don’t swallow until you get there! A pretty good way to shut me up, no? ;)
Anyway I really didn’t mind having piss in my mouth as I walked in public, but my wet shorts were a completely different thing… everybody could see that! I tried to walk fast and pretend like nothing was going on but I think everybody on the street and at the store could see how shy I was…. were they giving me weird looks, or was I imagining things? I guess I’ll never know!
– Morgan xx