With Bruce gone for a little bit I found myself going through the big list of suggestions we’ve received over the years, and lo and behold – “cook noodles in piss” was there like half a dozen times! Which reminded me that I once saw Annette Schwarz do it, and you know how much I admire her as a piss drinker (eater?) so… time to follow in her footsteps!

I won’t lie to you, it wasn’t delicious. But also not totally disgusting either, even though my pee was sooo yellow! I swear I didn’t boost the colors during editing, it really came out like that. Which I was secretly happy with, because visually it looks amazing…

I wonder what other craziness we’re gonna get into before Bruce comes back?

– Morgan xx