I think you know by now that I’m a big fan of some GGG movies & actresses (check out my Annette Schwarz & Viktoria Goo posts!) – yet I feel like the language barrier is preventing me from enjoying them even more.
Case in point: the video below, which I guess is some kind of advertisement for other GGG content (but why is there a phone number?) It sometimes apears between two scenes or at the end of older John Thompson films, and I looooove the concept of a her having to recite some promotional text while a random guy empties his balls on her face… 😅 It’s so fun! Reminds me a bit of the japanese “newscaster” videos, except with all the laughter and charm that Viktoria brings to the mix.
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What is she saying?
After many failed attemps at getting my phone to understand what she says (wtf Siri?) I am now turning to you, dear reader. Do you speak German? If so could you translate what she says and send it to me? Members can use our integrated messages section and non-members can use our contact form.
Well that was a fruitful weekend! A huge “thank you” to all of you who’ve sent translations – you’re awesome.
Here are the 3 most complete so far (native german speakers, which one do you think is most faithful to the original?):
- Hi boys and girls, I am Victoria. My producer, the old John Thompson, asked me if I could do some ads for him. Well, as you know, I’m not a really good actress, I’m just really horny for some good sex. If you are as horny for sex as I am and if you’re of age (*meaning of age to have sex), then contact us, the phone number is 089 349943, the number for any sort of mess. And if you want to know when the next shooting takes place
John: Victoria, can you repeat the phone number? It was inaudible
Viktoria: Haha, its the 089 349943. And if you want to know when the next shooting takes place, check out our website at www.ggg-film.de. Bye - Hi young ladies, my name is Viktoria, I’m an actress and my producer John Thompson has asked me to help find actresses for the new movies. I like sex and if you like sex to you can call *number*, the number for littles piglets (or sluts). If you want to fix a date for a shooting….
John: Viktoria can you repeat the number for those who were distracted?
Viktoria: (laughter): “number” and if you want to fix a date for shoots go see our website ggg.de - Hi guys and girls, it’s me Viktoria. Um, my producer, the venerable John Thompson, asked me if I couldn’t do a bit of advertising for him. Well, the fact that I’m a real actress you already know. Um, I’m just hot for [indistinct] sex and if you’re just as hot for sex [indistinct] and are also of legal age, then simply get in touch with us. The phone number is 089 349 943*, the number for all things dirty. And if you also want to know when the next shoot is
John: Er, Viktoria, could you repeat the phone number, it was impossible to understand
Viktoria: (laughter) It’s 089 349 943. And if you want to know when the next shoot is, then get … I mean just take a look at our website, ggg-film.de. Bye!
UPDATE: Translated
After analyzing several translations (thank you all!) and having native speakers chime in on the subtleties, here’s our “best attempt” translation given that not every german term has an exact english equivalent:
Hi boys and girls, I’m Victoria. My producer, the old John Thompson, asked me if I could do some ads for him. Well, as you know, I’m not a really good actress, I’m just really horny for some customer/viewer sex. If you are as horny for sex as I am and if you’re of age, then contact us, the phone number is 089 349943, the number for any sort of mess/dirty thing. And if you want to know when the next shooting takes place
John: Victoria, can you repeat the phone number? It was inaudible”
Viktoria: Haha, it’s 089 349943. And if you want to know when the next shooting is, check out our website at ggg-film.de. Bye!
Pretty funny that the phone number she spells out (twice!) does not match the one shown on screen… In the end it was not an ad for other GGG content, but an invitation for male and female performers to come shoot in their studio! Interesting. And I learned a new word: “schweinerei” 😁
Future plans…
The reason I want to know so bad is that I would love to make a video kind of like that with Bruce! I’m not sure exactly what form it would take but the inspiration has struck and the mind juices are flowing… pretty sure you’ll see our take on the idea sometimes in 2024 🤗
– Morgan xx
089 is the area code for Munich, where John Thompson was based before moving to Berlin. The number shown in the video is a mobile number. Guess they decided to change it.
Well, even if it was in Chinese or Hindustani, you would understand that it is some kind of ad. Look at her attitude, the fake ejaculation, the phone number, what else could it be? Nice try, though.
And the award for “most condescending comment while clearly not having read the blog post” goes to… Eddy1964!! 👏 (crowd goes wild)
No, not condescending, just teasing
as another native german speaker, i would rate 1&3 the same, those are both pretty spot on. 1 is a tiny bit simpler english and the translation is a bit more word for word. The 3. has some more outlandish words, probably more like a native speaker would say the spot.
Thank you very much! 😊 Just updated the blog post with the official translation we’re going with, mostly using #1 as per your feedback with some pieces of #3 and other bits of feedback we got in our DMs. Cheers!