Raise your hand if you’ve ever had to re-read the same sentence 5 times because you keep getting distracted by sexual thoughts 🙋♀️.
I find it’s often best to just masturbate or have sex when this happens – this way you can come back to your reading energized and ready to focus. Of course if your book is now covered in piss and cum that may just turn you on again, trapping you in an infinite loop of pleasure… be careful out there book lovers!
– Morgan xx
ps: Bruce has been wanting to pee inside one of my books ever since Bookworm #1 He finally got his wish! 😂