Lazy Sunday

Sundays are for resting, relaxing and taking it easy. Why go all the way to the toilet downstairs when you can empty your bladder from the second floor onto your girlfriend below?

And what if you get turned on while you’re peeing on her… why not finish it off with a nice wank? The resulting high-altitude sperm shower will brighten her day and get you even more relaxed.

You might be tired from all this effort. Time for a nap! The slurping noise your girlfriend makes as she drinks the cum and piss from the floor is a perfect lullaby for sweet dreams.

– Bruce